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Rank this week: 25 (↑29)
Duration: 3:03 
Release Date: 1989  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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There are so many good demented Xmas tunes that don't get heard enough. This is one of the many that Dr. Demento played once or twice and forgot about. I didn't. I recorded that Xmas show in 1989 and this song went right into my Xmas collection. "He fills your stocking with boogers and makes the elves 'wax his sled' with no pants on". Gotta love it.- Stavro Arrgolus
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  • For the younger listeners- the line about "gifts made in South Africa"... In the time before the end of apartheid, products from South Africa were verboten. To buy them meant you supported their evil, racist regime, so logically, if Santa went 'bad', that's where he'd get his toys. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    ('Jingle Bells' plays on toy piano in background while Santa 'Ho Ho Hos.' Music tuns malevolent and his jolly laugh becomes evil cackle)

    Well, he's smokin' trash
    He's drinkin' wine
    He'll sneak down the chimney
    and rob you blind
    Slaps all the kids 'til they start cryin'
    Fills your stocking with BOOGERS!

    He grinds your cookies into the rug
    Pours milk on the sofa and grabs a beer
    Leaves gifts that're made in South Africa
    and exposes himself to the reindeer

    Don't you know it's sad
    He sold his toys to the Devil
    It's the worst nightmare you ever had
    Santa Claus gone BAD!

    Drools cranberry sauce in his smelly beard
    Got rats in his hair and barf on his shoes
    Sleeps in a dumpster out in back of Sears
    and he's covered all over with obscene tattoos

    He pays his elves a buck thirty-five
    He makes them wax his sled with no pants on
    Little girls on his lap get a big surprise
    You'd better watch out; I'm tellin' you why

    Don't you know it's sad
    He sold his toys to the Devil
    It's the worst nightmare you ever had
    Santa Claus gone BAD!
    It's the worst nightmare you ever had
    Santa! Santa! What's the matter with St. Nick? He's gone BAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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