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Duration: 4:22 
Release Date: 1994  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring ting tingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring ting tingle-ling

Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid
I'ma get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's comin', he's comin' he must
Lookin up nuthin' but rust, dust
Turn on my tv the very next day; I see you gettin paid
Leadin' the parade; I'm that sniper on the buildin'
Listen to my nine go click, Santa's a fat b***h

Santa Claus is a fat b***h
(Santa Claus is a fat fat b***h)
Another year and I ain't get s**t
(Another year I ain't get s**t)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ohh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Yeah, I got somthin' to say about St. Nick
f**k that ho; he never brought jack s**t
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
So I eat it, 'cause there ain't nuttin' in the cupboard
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones; could you help me out
Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak
No kinda gift; I didn't get s**t
Some say I was bad, but that wasn't it
It's all because Santa's was fat b***h

Santa Claus is a fat b***h
(Santa f**k you 'cause you're a ho)
Another year and I ain't got s**t
(Another year I ain't get s**t)
If I hear him land on my roof
I'ma bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

"Oh-ho-ho, don't go that way Rudolph - That's the ghetto!
Ho-ho, those boys and girls, they don't deserve anything."
Background sleigh bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses

Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph, he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nuthin' but coal and dirt for Little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
All the little rich boys; they gettin paid
Countin' the toys and ducats they made
Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog s**t
I'ma kill that fat b***h

Santa Claus is a fat b***h
(He ate too much McDonalds)
Another year and I ain't get s**t
(Mrs. Claus is a ho)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Slice that b***h in the big red coat)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

'Twas the night before Christmas and everything's wack
Not a creature stirrin' but a ******' rat
I ain't hearin' jingle bells; I ain't hearin' nuttin'
Ain't smellin' no turkey; sure as hell ain't no stuffin'
All that I paid, wished and prayed
That fat muthafucka would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shafted again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old s**t house
There be no sign of the fat b***h

Santa Claus is a fat b***h
(Santa Claus is a fat b***h)
Another year and I ain't get s**t
(Another year I ain't get s**t)
If I hear him land on my roof
(If I hear him land on my roof)
I'ma bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Santa Claus is a fat b***h
(Santa Claus is a fat b***h)
Another year and I ain't get s**t
(I aint ge-et shi-it)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile
A bright red hat you can see for a mile
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin
Here comes Santa Claus again."
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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