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Rank this week: 79 (↑17)
Duration: 4:04 
Release Date: 7/30/2010  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Style parody of Worm Quartet (slathered with a bit of Soggy Potato Chips sauce) (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    When the buttermilk Tuesday beards in your pancakes
    Pistol-whips your inner child and calls you a yam
    It's a Boston creme terrier pinecone dilemma
    By Beelzebub's toenails, I don't like spam!
    Nasal gnomes venture through the tungsten pajamas
    Distributing hermaphroditic ravioli faucets and
    Salad brochures of the cathedral of stupid
    How pituitary Floridas infuriate the closet
    Cherokee bananas staple cats to a Hyundai
    A surgical procedure to become a fudge sundae
    Saucy Brits are eating bacon bits with
    Caramelized linoleum pickle ****

    I have a tuba! It's made of wood! It's useless!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!

    I wanna make an ice cream truck crash!
    I want a Teddy Roosevelt mustache!
    I wanna get romantic with a Jell-O pudding cup!
    I wanna wear a tutu and blow things up!
    My butt is made of pencils, my head is all depressed
    I just ate a beetle and it tasted like YES!
    I tried to write a check to a gumball machine!
    My left nipple has a baseball team!
    I want a tub of prairie dogs to soak my feet in
    I wanna mail my poop to Sweden
    I wanna French kiss a tarantula hawk wasp and
    Give a pillowcase power of attorney

    I have a tuba! It's made of wood! It's useless!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!

    I have an announcement! (Hold on, just a second…)

    Assume the arrogant peanut! Glands of the Serengeti! Stewardess, my ginger ale is unionizing! All right, who ate the last Toronto?! Why won't the Goodwill accept my cat litter?! Crossbreeding feral apostrophes with the former cast of Thirtysomething doesn't entitle your ankles to Mitsubishi, no matter how luminously you implode the deacon of pantyhose in a tambourine-fueled stupor with the liturgical end of a sugar-frosted potato hinge! My left nipple also has a library, a Pentecostal church, and two bowling alleys, but still no Fudruckers! What's the deal, guys?!

    A Tylenalteration of a caribou meringue
    Scooter toot the taco bush and shake that thang
    The whimsical gazpacho has sewn itself shut
    I accidentally up my butt
    A-B-C-D-E-F-Potato
    Tom Cruise shampoo and carbonated mayo
    Spread it on a taxi cab and bake it for a year
    When it comes out, you'll have a monkey onion beer
    They told me not to stare! They told me not to stare!
    But the Thanksgiving turkey looks exactly like Cher!
    Deleted Applebees and methamfetacheese
    Gonna W my X right up your Y until it Z's
    Bifurcate the synonym and win a burnt fishstick
    Get your tuchus off the universe and go ballistic
    Stink the unstinkable, pink the unpinkable
    Get up on the dance floor and do the unthinkable!

    I have a tuba! It's made of wood! It's useless!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!
    PTHTHPTPTHTPTHTPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHHTTPTHTPHHHTHTHTTTPHTT!!!

    Waiter, there's a fly in my catastrophe! Help! I've been bitten by a rabid church! You may be a Gucci tarantula, but I've got Elvis for arms! Can't you go five minutes without being Luxembourg?! Is this piano fudge or ambulatory?! I've invented a flashlight that emits Tony Slattery! The all-seeing fluoridated aphid of eternal self-empackagement doesn't want any of your goddamn cookies! Mom! The lesbian chairs are scissoring again! You b***h! You stole my skateboard!

    Bundt cake!
    (Kobi LaCroix)
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    Current Rating 9.8 (6 votes)
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    davidtanny   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  09-22-10 03:04 PM  -  8 years ago
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    This song is getting a lot of votes in the iFunny Top 10 since I played it on ISGD a few weeks ago.
    hcdarkmage   Offline  -  Member  -  08-16-10 04:48 PM  -  8 years ago
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    You know it is a good song when you can't help but repeat it to your family! And then they repeat it. And so on . . .
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  08-06-10 02:52 AM  -  8 years ago
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    Honestly, I literally LOL at the chorus. I just can't help but see it in my mind! :)
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