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Rank this week: 51 (↑27)
Duration: 2:19 (oddaustin) 
Release Date: 8/15/2009  (oddaustin) 
Lyrics By: Ian Bonds (oddaustin) 
Music By: John Lennon/Paul McCartney (peterpuck9) 
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Released By: Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings (peterpuck9) 
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Keywords: DRUGS, PHYSICIAN, SARCASM, TELEVISION 
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Facts:
  • "House!" entered the "20 club" (where a song has been on the charts for 20 weeks) on the DT20 on January 8, 2010. It lasted a whopping 27 weeks in total. (stacala83)
  • "House!" was #1 on the DT20 two weeks in a row. (stacala83)
  • Parody of "Help!" by the Beatles referring to the irascible TV doctor played by Hugh Laurie. (peterpuck9)
  • World premiered on Bofore Radio (oddaustin)
  • Song Lyrics:
    "House!" parody of "Help!" (Lennon, McCartney). New lyrics by I. Bonds

    House!
    I need a doctor
    House!
    Not just any doctor.
    House!
    Y'know I need ya doc.
    House!

    When I'm feelin' like I've got some rare disease
    I take a day to make my way to southern New Jersey
    I need a doc like Sherlock Holmes of medicine
    And maybe he'll prescribe a pill of his own vicadin

    Help me, Doctor House, this ain't no fun
    And it feels like my left arm just weighs a ton
    Go get Doctor Watson, I mean Wilson
    Won't you please, please heal me?

    I feel my symptoms getting worse now every day
    It's hard to see, it burns to pee, and I shake like Cassius Clay
    And so you go and try new theories 'til I'm cured
    Considering you've tried twelve things I'm glad my butt's insured!

    Help me, Doctor House, I don't feel right
    And I'm starting to wander towards the light
    Perhaps if Cuddy's clothes could be more tight
    That could really heal me.

    And now I understand why you act like a jerk
    You act like scuz just because you're committed to your work (soundclip - Stephen Fry: "I'll get your straight jacket"*)
    Foreman, Taub and Thirteen help you to get by
    But I would scream if you and your team got it right on the first try!

    Help me, Doctor House, I'm feelin' drastic
    My hair is fallin' out and I taste plastic
    Perhaps if you weren't so God Damned sarcastic
    You could maybe heal me
    Heal Me
    Heal Me...ooooh...cough, cough, hack.

    (c) 2009 Idolize W.A.Y. recordings/Ian Bonds. All Rights Reserved.
    *From "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" Season Two.

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
    (peterpuck9)
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    Current Rating 8.2 (4 votes)
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    Insane Ian   Offline  -  Artist  -  08-25-09 11:59 AM  -  9 years ago
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    Thanks, sir! ^_^

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    Pure awesome.
    weirdojace   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  08-18-09 12:00 AM  -  9 years ago
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    Pure awesome.
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