Dead End Jobs by Below Average Dave

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Dead End Jobs

By: Below Average Dave

Duration:	3:55
Release Date:	2/2/2009 (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC
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Parody of 100 Years by Five for Fighting (belowaveragedave)

Originally recorded and released in December of 2006, this version was released on 2/2/2009 (belowaveragedave)

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I'm mowing lawns at the moment
Charging about 15 dollars
and I'm just dreaming
saving my change for a car

I'm bagging cans at the moment
My income's better than ever
and I just bought it
Driving around in that new car

Mowing lawns won't pull me through
Bagging groceries, tried that too
15, There's always a curse, my job's the worst
There's only so many Dead End Jobs to learn

I'm at your door for the moment
Pepperoni with a side of breadsticks
I'm driving away babe
Your neighbor's next on the list

I'll check you in for a moment
Give you a key to your hotel room
Now chasing my tears with Mountain Dew

Delivery was so bad too
The hotel gave me the flu
and then I quit a job again

15 times I've left and gone, 15
There's always a curse, my jobs the worst
There's only so many dead end jobs to learn

Check Cashing's alright
We ripped off a guy
And that job was gone
The pool store wasn't too long
now I am OK, I'm moving on

I'm an escort for a moment
I'll drop my drawers for a hundred
and I'm still dreaming
Now hopping for another car

15 jobs I've tried to do
Even tried to shovel poo
Convenience store I'm on my way
Got a new job today. . .

Ooohh hooo oooh
Ooohh hooo oooh
Ooohh hooo oooh hooo hoo hoooooooo

Theater I'm Sick of you
I can't stand no more fast food
Theme Parks, There's Always a curse my job's the worst
When You've only got a hundred jobs to quit

(belowaveragedave)

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