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Lean Christmas 
By: Devo Spice
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Duration: 3:42 
Release Date: 12/9/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: T. Rockwell (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Tchaikovsky (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: T. Rockwell (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: FIDIM Interactive, LLC (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: FIDIM PUBLISHING (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC 
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  • Song Lyrics:
    Hey! This is Christmas! I hope we don't miss this
    My kids have half of Walmart on their wish list
    But I'm flat broke so I scrape and I scrounge
    All around, hey now, found a quarter in the couch!
    "Alright, book of matches for Mommy."

    Things are pretty lean this year and I fear
    That there may be a real lack of holiday cheer
    Unless I come into some money, like if I won the lottery
    Or joined a blood bank, and dug into an artery
    'Cause right now I just haven't got a dime
    Out of work, out of money, and I'm running out of time
    And I don't know what to do, man, haven't got a plan
    The way it's going our house will be as festive as Iran
    Most people shop at Toys R Us or at the mall
    I'm at the dollar store and can't afford nothin' at all
    I dig deep into my pocket to see what I can find
    Excuse me, what can I get for two buttons and a piece of twine?
    Hey there's a toy car with some dents
    And only three wheels, but it's marked down to ten cents
    Now if only I had that much money I'd be set
    Guess it's time to raid the fountain to see what I can get

    Hey! This is Christmas! I hope we don't miss this
    My kids have half of Walmart on their wish list
    But I'm flat broke so I scrape and I scrounge
    All around, hey now, found a dime in the couch!
    "Cool, now I can get my daughter that gumball she's been wanting."

    Maybe this won't be so bad after all
    I just need to get creative when I deck the halls
    Like instead of a tree I'll use that broom over there
    And hang some pantyhose by the chimney with care
    Outdoor decorations won't be hard
    I'll tie a branch on my dog and make him stand in the yard
    Poison ivy works as well as mistletoe can
    And for dinner we're gonna have a big ol' ham
    Sandwich that we'll have to split five ways
    And it's gonna have to last for a couple o' days
    And the trimmings, yeah, we're gonna have all of 'em
    Popcorn balls, potato chips, and M&Ms
    I can't afford eggnog or any other perk
    But I found a little three month old milk that ought to work
    And I think I still have a fruitcake from last year
    Around here somewhere, Merry Christmas, dear!

    Hey! This is Christmas! I hope we don't miss this
    My kids have half of Walmart on their wish list
    But I'm flat broke so I scrape and I scrounge
    All around, hey now, found a nickel in the couch!
    "This is going right to Grandma and Grandpa. I'll tell them to go to the casino and play the nickel slots. Maybe they'll win a dollar."

    But then my kid come to me with a list, and I think
    That there's no way in Hell I can afford any of this
    I say I'm sorry but I'm broke, there's no way that I can swing it
    And she says, that's OK, Daddy, Santa Claus will bring it
    And I feel my confidence rebound
    And know there's no way in Hell I'm gonna let my kids down
    'Cause children and family are what it's all about
    And besides, what's one more mortgage on the house?

    Paperwork filed, rate's locked in
    Forty-seven signatures later I begin
    When I'm done shopping I'll be paying an amount
    For around thirty years so I better make it count
    For the girl, a life size walk in doll house
    With a robot maid and a butler named Klaus
    For the boy, I'll get him a race car bed
    One that actually drives and has cool tire tread
    For the baby, I'll get him this big pneumatic
    Type swing thing with toys, the Neglect-O-Matic™
    And the wife, what woman could ask for more
    She likes shoes so much, now she owns the damn store
    For me, maybe I can finally get
    That private jet, nah, maybe I'll just get a Vette
    I'm up to my pancreas in debt, but hey
    What can I say? It's the American way

    Hey! This is Christmas! I hope we don't miss this
    My kids have half of Walmart on their wish list
    But I'm flat broke so I scrape and I scrounge
    All around, hey now, found a penny in the couch!
    "OK, I can put this on the train tracks, let a train run over it and give it to my son. Then he can have his own mutant,... squished... portrait of Lincoln.... or something."
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
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