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Duration: 4:23 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 5/25/2007  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh

    It surely is cramped here in my closet
    I reach for a bag on the top shelf
    Stand on a crate of flimsy pine, it gives way
    Try as I might, can't catch myself

    I grabbed for the shelf, what was I thinking?
    It broke in half, weak from years of strain
    I fell to the floor. I wrenched my back, I can't move
    Then everything, down on me, did rain

    I wish I had thrown away that anvil
    And all these things I will never need
    Bowling balls, weights and vises tumbled
    And now I am pinned beneath my things

    I don't know how long I was unconscious
    But, when I awake, the nightmare starts
    A pack rat, now trapped beneath a mound
    Of useless items
    Seems to be nothing I can do

    I don't think I've ever used those ski poles
    That engine block's from my sixty-three
    Why couldn't I just save things like Weebles?
    For now I am pinned beneath my things

    Why did I build full-sized model Zeroes?
    Keep all these things, all these things I will never need?
    Oh, and why, why did I buy someone's stuffed beagle?
    For now I am pinned beneath my things
    Yes, now I am pinned beneath my things

    Oh, I'm pinned beneath my things
    Screwed, screwed, screwed
    Oh I am pinned beneath my things
    Why, why, why I say?
    Is this how I will die?
    I'm screwed, can't move, I'm pinned beneath my things
    I'm screwed, can't move, I'm pinned beneath my things

    Why, why, why on earth did I
    Keep all this junk, now piled so high?
    Can't move, can't move
    Oh, God, can't move
    I'm pinned beneath my things
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 2 shows:
    07-26-09, #BAD_07-26-0910-28-08, #BAD_08-10-28
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