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| Facts: |
| This song was written as part of the second "Masters of Song-Fu" competition over at www.QuickStopEntertainment.com (Insane Ian) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Listen up folks, I’ve got something to sing
About my very fav’rite cosmic thing
It’s called Luna and it has no rings
And you can see it from the ground
(It makes) the tides come in and it makes dogs sick
You know for it I’m a Luna-tic
It makes grass grow green and it makes hair thick
It’s the coolest thing around
But I hate when it goes down!
(Chorus) See it in the sky and it makes me swoon
Catch a glimpse in the back of my spoon
When I eat desert in the dead of June
And nighttime can’t come too soon
It orbits the Earth and it’s made of cheese
Its lunar delights are just sure to please
It can cure most any STD’s
And it’s where Bigfoot comes from
It can be a verb, but it’s usually a noun
You might see it when you drive through my town
It happens when someone’s pants are down
It’s the cause of bathroom scum
And it’ll clear up the warts on your thumb!
(Chorus) It is the subject of this catchy tune
And it is the reason that I croon
(I would) buy it for me if I was a tycoon
Or visit it in a balloon
It’s perfectly round and it weighs a ton
Its closest neighbor after us is the sun
Some planets have many but we only got one
Have you guessed my subject yet?
There’s a man who lives there and his name is Ray
They visited him in ’69, so they say
When it hits your eye, baby, that’s Amore!
Do you see the point I’m trying to get?
And if you don’t, I‘ll be upset!
(Bridge) After all these years it’s been with us
Hanging out there in the sky
You can’t stare right at it in a Lunar Eclipse
But no one remembers quite why
(Final Chorus) I’d pull it to Earth if I had a harpoon
I’d make it teach me about the baboon
I’d take it with me when I go to Cancun
And it’ll lead my Lunar Army platoon
You can’t see it in the afternoon
It’s the cause of every single monsoon
There’re songs about it playing on my Zune
Can’t you tell that I love the moon? (Insane Ian) |
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| Current Rating: |
| 9.6 |
| (2 votes) |
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| Played on 12 shows: |
 | 08-25-08, #MM-172 | | 11-14-08, #MMDT20_08-45 |
| 08-30-08, #ROTP_210 | | 11-28-08, #BR-08-51 |
| 09-19-08, #MMDT20_08-37 | | 12-05-08, #MMDT20_08-48 |
| 10-03-08, #MMDT20_08-39 | | 12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY |
| 10-10-08, #MMDT20_08-40 | | 03-06-09, #BR-09-63 |
| 10-31-08, #MMDT20_08-43 | | 06-19-09, #BR-09-70 |
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