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  • Parody of "If You Wanna Be Happy" by Jimmy Soul (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    If you want to be president the United States
    Better be monogamous with your mate
    If you want my personal of view
    Never let a woman get near you

    Gary Hart seemed awful nice
    But then he cruised with Donna Rice
    He was the leader of the pack
    Until he got her in the sack
    He had all the women's votes
    Until he got one in the boat
    Now he'll never take the throne
    Because he could not hold his own


    If you want to be president of the U.S.
    You better be careful who you undress
    If you want to win big in 92
    Get a Barbara Bush to marry you

    Hey George, man, is that your wife or your mother?


    The Clinton's worked their troubles out
    After Billy slept about
    But then it came up in a rag
    He should have used a girly mag
    He was running up in front
    Now he's gonna' have to punt
    A democrat don't stand a chance
    Unless he keeps it in his pants

    If you want to be elected Commander in Chief
    You can be a liar a cheat or a thief
    If you want my personal point of view
    Never let a woman get near you

    If you want to be president of the U.S.
    You better be careful who you undress
    If you want to win big in 92
    Get a Barbara Bush to marry you

    (Dave AuJus)
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    Played on 2 shows:
    11-02-16, #ISGD-16-4511-01-08, #MMCZ_0144
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