Noah by Robert Lund

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Noah

By: Robert Lund

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I met him trapping bears down in Torah town
He had two warthogs and some kangaroos and a boa
a B-O-A boa
He fought off the snake and stuffed bats in his pants
I asked him his name and in an ancient voice he said Noah
N-O-A-H Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well I'm not the world's most juvenile guy
But why'd ya hunt alone if you're five hundred five?
I asked Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
Well I'm no perv, so it startled me when
He said the wife couldn't make it 'cause she's pregnant again
Thanks to Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Well we chased aardvarks and laughed 'til dark
He told me he'd built a giant ark
I thought his pod must be a few peas short
Till he said, Dear boy, check the weather report!

Well I'm not the world's most gullible guy
But when I spotted some clouds, well I hung close by
Mr. Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

The teamsters brought boars
But no unicorns
And no minotaurs
And just one dinosaur
So I shrugged at him and he at me

Well I'm not dumb but I don't have a clue
How they got the amoebas to board two-by-two
For ol' Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

Pigs are unclean, so all of the fam
Say it's messed up having a boy named Ham
Except for Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah

We closed the door, it began to pour
And I wished I'd thought of flood insurance before
Then Noah waved as people cursed at him
He said, Get soaked! Hope you learn how to swim!

No words can describe this horrible stink
But at least there's an ark, and I hope it don't sink
And so does Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah
No-no-no-no-Noah (Trapper)

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