Man - I Feel Like a Mormon by Robert Lund

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Man - I Feel Like a Mormon

By: Robert Lund

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Parody of Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" (MarlinsGirl)

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Hello, Elders!

I left L.A. and drove
Out here to Pleasant Grove
Just lookin' for some peace and ca-a-a-alm
But instead I found
Children all around
Makes me wanna be a mo-o-o-om

It's nice when religions
Make your decisions
It takes a little pressure o-o-o-off
I'll never smoke a thing
I'm through with gamble-ing
And when I rock, I do it so-o-o-oft

The best thing about bein' a Mormon
Is church ain't over when the Sunday meeting's done, and

Pro-oh-vo
Is totally modest
Even in August
Sleeved shirts, long skirts
Pro-oh-vo
Heck of a time, yeah, cloggin' at the Y

Pro-oh-vo
Follow my conscience
To General Conference
Really big hair
Totally square
Pro-oh-vo
The choir's a thrill, yeah, and tithing's quite a de-al
Man! I feel like a Mormon!

I'll burn off my tattoos
I'm through with drinkin' booze
And Pepsi if it has caffee-e-e-eine
I'll un-pierce my nose
Rent censored videos
And nothing past PG-thirtee-e-e-en

The best thing about bein' a Mormon
Is cheap tuition when you go to Brigham Young, in

Pro-oh-vo
I'm readin' the En-sun
'bout Ezra Taft Benson
Straight blocks, clean socks
Pro-oh-vo
Pepsodent smile, yeah, 1950's style

Pro-oh-vo
Choosin' The Right's fun
I'm white and delightsome
Joinin' the Church
Fightin' the urge
Pro-oh-vo
I'm totally feelin' the missionary ze-al
Man! I feel like a Mormon!

I feel like an Osmond!
Flippin' righteous!
I feel like a Mormon!

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