Bovines of Mass Destruction by Robert Lund

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Bovines of Mass Destruction

By: Robert Lund

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Rank this week: 81 (↑19)

Duration:	2:21
Release Date:	2006 (Spaff.com)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
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Licensing:	CC
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Parody of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" (MarlinsGirl)

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Spaff.com "Bovines of Mass Destruction" Parody of Johnny Cashs "Ring of Fire" (MarlinsGirl)

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Song Lyrics:

Cows
Can be angry things
One of mine
Protests Burger Kings
Most times
She poops and moos
But tonight
Bessie made Fox News

My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 911
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire

Bessie fled
So she made the list
Of bovine
Terrorists
Oh why'd
She cause such grief?
That stuff
Hardly counts as beef

But my mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Threw an IED
In the deep fat fryer
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The thing's on fire

Our farm's
In San Quentin now
Since my cow
Went & had a cow
My hens
Caught the same disease
Got caught
Torching KFC's

My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
Gave it far more heat
Than Whoppers require
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on fire
The King's on fire

My mad cow set the Burger King on fire
I called 911
As the flames went higher
And the Burg Burg Burg
-ger King's on Fire
On freakin' fire

(MarlinsGirl)

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