Enter Cupid by Robert Lund

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Enter Cupid

By: Robert Lund

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Rank this week: 81 (↑20)

Duration:	3:22
Release Date:	2006 (Captain Wayne)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
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Licensing:	CC
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Parody of Metallica's "Enter Sandman" (MarlinsGirl)

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Spaff.com "Enter Cupid" Parody of Metallicas "Enter Sandman" (Spaff.com)

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Robert Lund - Online Store (Spaff.com)

Song Lyrics:

Say your prayers
Honey bun
If you think love's fun
Soon your torment's begun
A psycho ex
No more sex
Alimony checks
Should've married a nun

Hope the bar's still open
You're Seagram's ***** tonight

LOVE'S - A - LIE
CU - PID - DIE
TAKE - THAT - BOW
Shove it up your candy hole!

God of love?
What BS!
God of bowel distress
And Johnwaynebobbittness
Run like hell
Till that nut
Pops a cap in your butt
And your heart is a mess

Sleep tonight with no one
Blow up that doll with pride

AS - TRO - GLIDE
SELF - AP - PLIED
CU - PID'S - TRASH
Kick his little pansy ***!

[Pastor] "With this ring I do thee take"
[Couple] "With this bling I duty fake"
[Pastor] "I swear all others to forsake"
[Couple] "I'll swear if it's a huge mistake"
[Pastor] "Through richer, poorer, better, worse"
[Couple] "Through in-laws, fights, affairs, and worse"
[Pastor] "Until my life has run its course"
[Couple] "Till death, annulment, or divorce"

Hush, Mrs Trump, please don't say a word
Trophies are better seen than heard
You didn't wed for cash you swear
Sure - You love your homeboy's hair

E - ROS - BITES
LOVE'S - A - FRIGHT
YOU'VE - BEEN - SCAMMED

VAL - EN - TINE'S
SPENT - ON - LINE
CU - PID - SUCKS
Kick his little naked butt!

(Captain Wayne)

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*Available on the following album:*
Robert's Basement
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*Played on 2 shows:*
	02-12-06, #06-07	04-09-07, #MMS-73
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