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Rank this week: 68 (↓6)
Duration: 2:56 
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Well, I finally figured out why gas is so high.
It's purely geographical if you open your eyes.
There's oil down in Texas, and lots of Oklahoma drills,
But all the dipsticks are on Capital Hill

So here's to all the dipsticks in Washington DC.,
With their masters degrees in proctology.
They're sticking it to you, and they're sticking it to me
Here's to the dipsticks in Washington DC.

We're getting screwed at the pump for the price of gasoline.
You should at least pass out blindfolds and free vaseline.
How could we take Bahgdad, give Saddam the old boot,
And watch the price of gas go through the roof?


I'm gonna put a bumper sticker on my big SUV.
And put another bumper sticker on my gas-guzzling RV
That reads...


When it comes time to vote, you're constituency...
will stick it to those dipsticks in Washington, DC
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Played on 4 shows:
04-05-14, #ISGD-14-2011-20-05, #05-47
01-22-06, #MMS-1411-06-05, #05-45
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