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I Got Crabs From Darth Vader 
By: Robert Lund
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Rank this week: 74 (↑21)
Duration: 3:01 
Release Date: 2005  (Spaff.com) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com) 
Produced By: Robert Lund (Spaff.com) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    "Blame it all on R2"
    Said the girl from Naboo
    'Cause I followed him into that bar
    A couple of drinks
    And soon Jar Jar Binks
    Was the best thing 'bout Star Wars so far
    I had blue milk and Jack
    With this guy dressed in black
    He was strong, dark, and 7'3"
    But when I went home with
    The Lord of the Sith
    That's not all that went home with me!

    'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
    When he took me back to his star freighter
    And used the Force
    On me, of course
    But now I itch like a Tusken Raider
    Shoulda never played with his light saber!
    Oh, I got crabs
    From Darth Vader!

    She said, I got a butt
    Like Jabba the Hutt
    But Darth said he'd love to clone me
    He’s not bad at nookie -
    He roared like a Wookiee
    Through episodes one, two, and three
    But at double-sunrise
    He grabbed his disguise
    And dumped me in Tatooine's sand
    Hope that freak went to bake
    In that big lava lake
    That's my last one-Jedi-Knight stand!

    'Cause I got crabs from Darth Vader
    When I got too close to that dictator
    He said, I'll get you
    And Lei-ya too
    I love that sound from his respirator
    But now I need an exterminator!
    'Cause I got crabs
    From Darth Vader!

    I got crabs from Darth Vader
    When he took me back to his star freighter
    And used the Force
    On me, of course
    But now I itch like a Tusken Raider
    Shoulda never played with his LIGHT SABER!
    Oh, I got crabs
    From Darth Vader!
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