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  • Half of the group is Mark Davis, later known as Richard Cheese. (CapSuper)
  • Made #1 on the Dr, Demento Funny 25 for 1990. (czwrefsteven)
  • Parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    [Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"]

    Andy Griffith on TV,
    Sheriff Taylor
    Mount Pilot,
    North Carolina,

    Fishin' hole,
    Earnest T.,
    Goober Pyle,
    Gomer Pyle, (Golllllly!)

    Aunt Bea in the kitchen,
    Lousy pickles,
    Good friend chicken,
    Helen Crump,
    Otis drunk,
    Emmett's Fixit Shop

    Criminals would come to town,
    Fearless Fife tracks 'em down,
    His eye would pop,
    His gun would drop,
    He's my favorite TV cop

    We love Barney Fife...
    He's the Deputy of Mayberry
    We love Barney Fife...
    He upholds the law with Opie's pa

    Floyd the barber cuttin' hair,
    Howard Sprague,
    Barber chair,
    Barney's job is never done,
    Law and order's in his blood,
    His shaky gun is at your service,
    Catchin' crooks makes him nervous,
    Thelma Lou's official stud,
    Nip it
    Nip it in the bud
    (This is Deputy Fife speakin'
    And I'm armed!!!)

    Andy plays the guitar,
    Barney's in the squad car,
    Driving Mayberry nuts,
    He's law enforcement klutz

    Ticket writing everyone,
    He's got one bullet for his gun,
    Bad guys are on the run,
    Book 'em Barney
    Murder one!

    We love Barney Fife...
    He's the Deputy of Mayberry...
    Andy Griffith is our life
    (Yeah yeah yeah),
    When the show is done
    We'll watch another one
    (Re-run, re-run, re-run)
    (Marcus Tee)
    Current Rating 9.4 (6 votes)
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