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ParticipantOffline10/31/09 06:36 PM20 days agoYou must be logged-in to reply
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Small children out running wild through the streets
Costumed groups descend on houses begging treats
And if it's a low grade gift
Revenge on your yard is swift
Every pumpkin you own get a dose of soccer cleats

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MemberOnline10/31/09 07:00 PM20 days agoYou must be logged-in to reply
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I will be out tonight, keeping an eye out for hoodlums causing trouble. They best beware, because I intend to SHOOT them.

If they smash pumpkins, I will shoot them. If they toss eggs, I will shoot them. If they spray-paint the post office, I will shoot them.

I will shoot them, I will shoot their cars, and I will shoot their license plates.

...and all of those shots I take (with my Canon EOS 50d digital camera) will be posted on the web, and forwarded to the police!


 

 

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